Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Four minutes after 12 years at the time,

it is mystery, I completely forgot.

How can it be Thursday already?

Is anyone else having a sort of vortex, like experience with their calendar at the moment?

Is it because I was working at the weekend, so I didn't have a proper downtime?

And then the clock's changing and the light and the day getting mixed up.

This is quality broadcasting, you lucky, lucky people.

Mystery hour is upon us.

Your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction not ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio dial.

The way it works is this.

You ring in with a question. 034-5-60-60-9773 is the number you need.

And your question could cover anything pretty much from the sublime to the proverbial ridiculous.

All that I ask is that it be neither dull nor repetitious,

because I am the only one who's allowed to be both dull and repetitious on this program.

I have much higher rules for the rest of you.

Five minutes after 12 is the time.

Mystery number one.

How can something going really badly be the fault of the people who didn't vote for it

and said it would all go really badly?

No, I'm only joking.

This is a Brexit free zone.

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