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Android, and Echo devices. All right, we're doing Romeo and Juliet,

to act one scene five, take it from O Romeo, Romeo. And begin.

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

Tonight I, Father, and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not?

Sorry, sorry. Or if thou wilt not?

Is there a problem, young Juliet? No, no problem. I'm good. Again, from O'er if thou wilt not?

Or if thou wilt not?

I'm sorry. It's just those two words, wilt not?

Will not? Yes, that's the line. I know. But will not just sound funny?

Will not. I don't think Shakespeare was trying to be funny here.

Who? Will not Shakespeare?

Will not Shakespeare?

Don't you start to Romeo? You know what? Let's move on to a more serious scene.

Act four, scene five. Juliet pretends to be dead.

We need Juliet's mother. Let's begin.

O me, O me, my child, my only life. Revive, look up, or I will die with thee.

Sorry. Revive, look up, or I will die with thee. Why is she laughing if she's dead?

Technically, she's not dead, she's just pretending. But you're right, she shouldn't be laughing.

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