WHY DO MY CANDLES SMELL LIKE PUSSY?
Guys We F****d
Luminary
4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2016
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Born in Saudi Arabia and raised in Louisiana, this week's guest is comic & actor AMBER NELSON. She has seen a public execution, wiped her ass with her hand, and lived under Sharia Law -- A TRUE TRIPLE THREAT!! Join comedians Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson as they learn about Amber's 9th grade assignment to plan her impending wedding, candle masturbation, the family pedophile, oh, and that time she also dated FRANK! Yes, THAT Frank. PLUS: NO ONE WANTS YOU AFTER YOU TURN 20 & THE FUN OF BEING A GIRL ON AN ALL-BOYS HOCKEY TEAM! **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR FOLLOW AMBER NELSON ON TWITTER: @AmberSmelson Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight LINK TO OUR TEDx Talk "How Much?": youtu.be/M2-K7VkXGXE COME SEE US LIVE (IN NYC & MONTREAL): THURSDAY, JULY 7TH @ 10:30pm ROAST BATTLE ANNIVERSARY SHOW With Headlining Tag Team Battle Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson v. Jimmy Failla & Ryan Reiss New York Comedy Club 241 E. 24th Street - NYC Tix are $5 with code GWF http://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/roast-battle-nyc-anniversary-07-07-2016 FRIDAY, JULY 8TH @ 11:15pm NACHO BITCHES -- **THE 2-YEAR HUGE GIGANTIC ANNIVERSARY SHOW** Hosted by Corinne Fisher & MTV's Blair Socci //FEATURING KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON & KERRYN FEEHAN// New York Comedy Club 241 E. 24th Street - NYC Tix are $10 with code NACHO and can be purchased here: http://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/nacho-bitches-huge-gigantic-anniversary-show-07-08-2016 16+, 2 drink min (sodas count) MONDAY, JULY 18TH - Doors at 7pm, Show at 8pm ! GUYS WE FUCKED: TEST TOUR DATE ! SubCulture 45 Bleecker Street NYC ALL AGES (under 16 must have a guardian) Tickets are $15 and can be purchased here: http://subculturenewyork.com/event/guys-we-fucked-4/ SATURDAY, JULY 23rd @ 7:30PM GLAMOURPUSS Hosted by Krystyna Hutchinson & Wendi Starling Zinc Bar - 82 W. 3rd Street, New York, NY glamourpuss13.brownpapertickets.com WEDNESDAY, JULY 13TH @ 9pm THE COMEDIENNE PROJECT Hosted by Corinne Fisher & Katie Hannigan NO JOKES ABOUT SEX, DATING, OR RELATIONSHIPS! The Standing Room 4738 VERNON BLVD LONG ISLAND CITY P. 347.309.7666 TICKETS: http://standingroomlic.com/event.cfm?cart&id=457274 ($5 with code SEX) SATURDAY, JULY 23RD @ 7:30PM GLAMOURPUSS hosted by Krystyna & Wendi Starling Zinc Bar 82 West 3rd Street New York, NY For tickets, visit: http://glamourpuss13.brownpapertickets.com **MONTREAL, CANADA** FRIDAY, JULY 29TH @ 3:30pm Guys We Fucked LIVE PODCAST RECORDING at Just for Laughs Comedy Festival 2ND SHOW ADDED!! Hyatt Regency TIX: $22 http://www.hahaha.com/en/show/guys-we-fed MUSIC FEATURED THIS WEEK: #1 - Think of England - "Weight Of The Wind" https://thinkofengland.bandcamp.com/releases #2 - Sarah Dooley - "Stupid Things" https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/stupid-things/id764750930 Do you think your music should be featured on an episode of GWF? E-mail Stephen a streaming link to: GWFPodcastMusic@gmail.com
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:03.0 | Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:04.0 | Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:05.0 | I'm Christina. |
| 0:06.0 | I'm Corinne. |
| 0:07.0 | We're sorry about last night. |
| 0:09.0 | The Antislot Shaming Podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | I never stopped. |
| 0:16.0 | What up fuckers? |
| 0:18.0 | Welcome to another episode of Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:21.0 | It's the Antislot Shaming Podcast. |
| 0:23.0 | I'm Corinne. |
| 0:24.0 | I'm Christina. |
| 0:25.0 | How you doing? |
| 0:26.0 | Happy Pride y'all. |
| 0:27.0 | Yes, I hope you guys are having an amazing gay pride. |
| 0:29.0 | The Gay Pride parade was so amazing this year in New York City. |
| 0:33.0 | Biggest crowd ever. |
| 0:34.0 | 1.3 million people in history. |
| 0:36.0 | It was wonderful. |
| 0:37.0 | I was wearing a multi-colored wig. |
| 0:39.0 | Gay Pride is the best day of the year. |
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