This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation,

Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Oh, five minutes after 12 is there?

Everyone can relax now.

Take it easy. Time for a bit of fun.

Your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction,

not ordinarily available anywhere else

on your radio dial.

There's also a prize, of course.

My favourite contribution of the week will win a Mystery Hour board game.

Rather splendid entertainment that is soon to be augmented by some extra questions, a new

package of questions.

03456-090673 is the number you need to join in.

The terms and conditions governing the competition, because we're very grown up now, don't

you know, can be found out LBC.co.uk.

And the only real rule to remind you of at this point is obviously don't look stuff up.

If you hear someone ask a question, only ring in with

the answer if you already know the answer. And I don't care how you know the answer, whether you

saw it on telly last night or whether you are one of the world's leading experts in the field

under discussion, both equally valid mystery hour qualification. And there it goes.

That is, you know, do you do this?

Every week I think I'm going to have a couple.

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