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LBC.

Four minutes after 12 and here we go.

Your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction that is rarely provided by a mere wireless or indeed whatever technological device you're using to listen.

The way it works is this. You have a question. You may not even realize you have a question, but trust me, you do, worming its way through your consciousness.

Buried somewhere deep in your cerebellum is a question to which you need an answer, a question over which you may have been puzzling for years without ever fully recognising resolution. Well, you can get that resolution today. Ring me with the question on 035-6060973. I'll remind you of the rules momentarily. But in the first instance, if it's a question and it needs an answer, then you need mystery hour.

If it's boring, it won't get on. And by boring, I'm afraid it really is the management's decision that's final. If it's about motoring or roads or something like that, it will almost certainly be boring. But another good way of making sure you're not going to be sent away with your tail between your legs

is by asking yourself whether it's likely other people will be interested in the answer to your question

so it's easy to work that out really you know why isn't my cooker working very unlikely that

anyone else is going to be interested in the answer to that question. And the other one, what's the other one? Repetition. If you ask a question

that we've dealt with relatively recently, then we will deal with it, or rather we won't

deal with it. We'll remind you, we'll refer you to our previous attempts. That's pretty much it. Okay, so the number you need, which you'll only hear me say when we have a phone line free, is 034-56060973. If you hear somebody else ask a question

to which you know the answer and ring in with the answer on the same number. I can't imagine

this is very difficult, but we've done it so often now. I feel a bit like Paxman at the beginning of University Challenge. Right, you know the rules. No need to explain them. Let's crack on. And I just always have a little bit of me wonders, what if you don't know the rules? What if you don't know the rules? What if you're

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