This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

I've got the bed now, so I've got to talk for a minute with the music playing in the

background before we can get stuck into mystery hour proper.

So if you have a question that is in need of an answer, a who, a why, or what, a where,

we haven't done this one for a while, a who, a why, a what, a when, aware for, even the

occasional wither, then the number you need is 03456060973.

If you're not familiar with this radio feature, then I am fairly confident that you will

have a proper giggle between now and at 1 o'clock today. If you hear somebody else ask a question to which you know the answer,

then honour demands that you ring in and supply that answer, but you are not under any circumstances

allowed to look things up, ever. That makes a mockery of the whole practice,

and would certainly, with even a scintilla

of suspicion that you've done that, exclude you from the opportunity to win a brand new

mystery hour board game, which every caller to the program can do. I.e., every caller has a chance

to do it. The best contribution between now and one o'clock

will be the one that wins the board game.

The terms and conditions are at lBC.co.com.

UK, and there is a term and condition

I can tell you about, actually.

It's only if you're in the UK.

Quite a lot of international calls over the years,

but particularly in the last couple, and I mean, just in the last out, quite a lot from the Republic of Ireland.

So, anyway, you've got to live in the UK

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