And now it's time for who smarted?

Pse, hey, smarty pants, question, what takes four balls, two feet and a gate?

If you said a walk, you're right.

In this case, we're talking about a walk in baseball.

If the pitcher throws four pitches outside the strike zone,

Oh, just a little outside.

That's what's known as a ball.

Four balls, and the batter gets to walk to first base.

And that's ball four.

Take your base!

Which, of course, requires two feet.

And a gate.

No, not a G-A-T-E, like the gate to your backyard, but a G-A-I-T-G-G-A-I-T gate, which describes the way a

person walks. Now, you're probably wondering, what's with all this talking about walking?

Well, for one thing, I am coming to you from Lytoli, Tanzania, at the

Lytoli footprint trail, were 3.6 million years ago. The footprints of our prehistoric ancestors

were preserved in wet volcanic ash. Kind of like the footprints of famous actors and actresses

outside Grumman's Chinese theater in Hollywood,

California. I recall my feet were half as big as Dwayne the Rock Johnson's.

Hmm, but I wonder if they'll be bigger than my prehistoric ancestors. All I have to do to find out is take a walk in their footsteps. Hold it right there. Do not take another step.

Who are you? Officer Copper. I'm an APD officer.

An APD officer?

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