What the hell is going on, everybody?

Welcome in to another episode of the Bob Gucci show.

Somehow we're still here.

I was actually just laying in my bed and got back from the HB3 Canadian Swing Tour and I was in my bed just funneling beef sticks.

What are these things called?

Look, they're right here.

It was a fat little bitch on the road.

Not really, actually.

It was actually pretty disciplined besides there was one night where I ordered room service

and they didn't really have anything on the menu

it was like chocolate cake and a BLT

and I was like okay well I guess I'll do the BLT

which is the most

down bad ass sandwich in the world

don't be talking about BLTs, man, and how they're good.

They're not, be a, a, BLT is a down bad, half-ass sandwich.

It's stupid.

It's a dumb sandwich.

I don't care.

BLTs are good.

I ate one. I know, I know what they taste like. I'm not saying they're bad. I'm just saying it's a half-ass sandwich. Don't be having room service and then be having BLTs on the menu. See, that's the problem I have. If you're going to have room service, you got to have a burger. You got to have a, um, like a, a casadiller. You got to have something, you know, give me something to work with. Don't give me a chocolate cake and a, I mean, nothing wrong with chocolate cake for a room service. There's nothing wrong with chocolate cake. I like that you're with your wife. You want to eat something off her ass.

You're like, hey, what if we put this cake on your cake? You know what I'm saying? Like eat chocolate cake in bed. It's a fucking thing. I get that. But you can't be having bacon, lettuce, and tomato on a chibata bread sandwich. It's just not a good room service meal. it's just not

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