WHY DID I GET MARRIED? - Audio Roast
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4.8 • 893 Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 137 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, it's Theo Vaughn here, and I got a question. |
| 0:03.9 | When it comes to soda, are you really picking a zero-sugar cola that you actually prefer, |
| 0:10.1 | or are you just settling for what you've always had? |
| 0:14.1 | That's the question. |
| 0:15.5 | And I'll say this. |
| 0:16.6 | When it comes to taste, I find that nothing beats Pepsi-Zeroges. |
| 0:20.7 | But you don't just have to take my word for it. |
| 0:23.4 | That would be ridiculous. |
| 0:25.6 | Pepsi has been doing blind taste tests for years. |
| 0:30.1 | No labels, no brand names, just taste. |
| 0:34.3 | And last year, they brought back the Pepsi challenge, and the results were clear. |
| 0:39.6 | 66% of people agreed and said that Pepsi Zero Sugar tastes better than Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. |
| 0:47.3 | In fact, Pepsi Zero Sugar won in every market they tested. So if you're grabbing a zero-sugar |
| 0:52.1 | soda, go with the one people keep choosing |
| 0:54.5 | when taste is the only thing that matters. Go out and try Pepsi Zero Sugar today. Let your taste |
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| 1:47.3 | You all know him. |
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