Why Did God Make Bruce Almighty?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2014

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes look at Bruce Nolan’s life and wonder why God made him Almighty. We explore Bruce’s first act as good as he cause a municipal water problem, sexually harass a young woman and flat out steal from an upscale clothing store before committing anal based monkey assault on an hispanic youth leader. Twice. Jackson is horrified by the blatant abuse of power, Zammit has his own theory involving Morgan Freeman eating a God brain and Duscher just wants to punch a meteor and die a hero. It’s pure bafflement as we try to understand how God could let most of South East Asia be washed away and several star systems go super nova on the whim of a horny man.

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0:14.1	algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.
0:18.4	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.
0:30.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
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0:39.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:42.0	Thank you for calling National Lottery
0:44.0	and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:46.4	Yeah, I think I have.
0:48.0	I'd just take to double check before I do a cartwheel.
0:50.1	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize, 1.2 million.
0:54.0	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?
0:58.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
1:00.0	I got a half-fey.
1:01.0	This Christmas, it could be you.
1:04.0	The National Lottery.
1:05.0	Rules and Procedures apply.
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