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Oh, delicious. All right, all right. So during a meeting with Iraq's Prime Minister,

President Biden's crib sheet was caught on camera, which included directions to pause. Here's another one that simply

said if lost go to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

And here's another one.

And another.

He works for Iraq, not 7-11.

And also spotted was this other card that said,

Don't fart, it could be poop.

Anyway. Anyway, the U.S. Olympic uniform for track athletes apparently has sparked concern

over being too revealing. Female athletes have complained that the outfits are so sheer

you could see their penises.

Love it.

Traffic citations in San Francisco have nearly plummeted.

They credit their revolutionary new speed bumps.

Senator Elizabeth Warren criticized turbo tax for overcharging taxpayers for simple tax returns.

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