Why Couldn't We Ever Do That?
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2025
⏱️ 166 minutes
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Summary
Get ready for an episode packed with laughs, insights, and a bit of chaos as Rizz reflects on his day as a "tornado of negativity" after the show! We explore the joys of disappointing your own children, tackle the absurd Helen Keller conspiracy theory, and reflect on the bittersweet end of summer. Plus, don’t miss the exciting food news, including Cinnabon’s special anniversary deal! Tune in now for a fun-filled conversation that you won't want to miss with The Rizzuto Show!
Show Notes:
- Missouri bans use of cellphones in schools with new state law
- People Are Becoming "Sloppers" Who Have to Ask AI Before They Do Anything
- After using ChatGPT, man swaps his salt for sodium bromide—and suffers psychosis
- Romaine Announces Suffolk's 'America 250’ Celebration
- International Left-Handers Day: Facts you may not know about lefties
- 21 fan theories that will completely change the way you watch iconic movies
- Missouri’s ‘absolute best BBQ restaurant’ is in St. Louis
- Sinkhole temporarily closes Pappy's Smokehouse in Midtown
- Meet Heavy Soda: The Midwest's Best-Kept Secret
- Taco Bell answers fan prayers with new Baja Blast flavor for the first time in 20 years
- Cinnabon Is Celebrating Its 40th Anniversary with $1.25 Cinnamon Rolls
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| 0:26.9 | Moritz Royce Jewelry, where you get the jewels and not the shaft. |
| 0:30.9 | Searching for a romantic summer getaway. |
| 0:33.2 | Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible Original from Lily Chew. |
| 0:38.8 | The exquisitely talented Philippa Su, returning to narrate her fifth Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her |
| 0:44.2 | real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale, set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada. |
| 0:50.5 | Rich Girl Summer follows the story of Valerie, a down-on-her-luck event planner, posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, |
| 0:56.7 | while piecing together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the impossibly hard to read, |
| 1:04.1 | and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in, Valerie |
| 1:12.4 | learns her summer is about to get far more complicated than she ever planned. She's in over her |
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