So the Maytreme media is angry at me because I want you guys to be thin and fertile and the fact that I like pop culture, and I am not apologizing for any of it.

Epstein may or may not have killed himself, and Carnival Cruises have decided that they no longer want to be the Spirit Airlines of the sea.

Let's get into it.

So in keeping with all the personal updates, I really have nothing to share in regards to the

animals and my mom's move. Everything has been relatively calm. We have not had any Alex and sheep

chases at 3 a.m. for the last week, which has been great. I definitely have popped more in the last

week, so it literally looks like I have swallowed a basketball.

Like I am perfectly round everywhere. Like I'm just like waddling around like a little like bowling ball

human being. So that has been very fun. We are doing two shows in Nashville over the next month because

I don't want to get on a plan anymore, but I felt bad because we did nothing in Nashville. So we have those dates at breadcruper.com.

I am doing my last bit of traveling this week though, and I will be at a turning point event this weekend.

What else do I have to share?

Alex is sick right now, which means that he is like walking around with the man flu, acting like

he is dying.

He looks like a zombie. I was laughing with my manager earlier because I walked in yesterday, guys,

and he was sitting on our couch just staring into the void. And I thought that he was watching Lord

of the Rings, but he was not. He had just pulled up a YouTube, like, video compilation of, like,

Hobbit music, like Lord of the Rings style music. And it just had like AI populated photos of like

little Hobbit things things and he was just

sitting there like watching on our huge TV. So that is how everything is going in our house,

which honestly sounds a lot better than what is going on in the world right now. But before we get

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