Wow!

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring.

Except for me because I got to go down the shops and buy Christmas presents because it's Christmas time.

Welcome guys to the Brawnger Pan podcast. I'm your host, Chris Broad. I'm joined by

Japan's top enthusiast, biggest enthusiast, Mr Pete Dawson. We are in the festive season.

It's Christmas day tomorrow today. I'm not sure what day it is. This has come out on Christmas night.

Excellent. So I hope you're all drunk. I hope you've had a festive argument. I hope you've drunk

loads of eggnog. I know what advercar is and I know what snowball is, but I don't really know

what eggnog. What's in it? Eggnog's shit. I had an alcoholic on non-alcoholic. It's like

imagine milk with a ladle of sugar and cinnamon in. I had it in Hoshala's family home. She's like,

you've got to try this legendary eggnog and I tried it with shit. It was like cream,

cream, nutmeg, cloves, cinnamon, milk. I mean it's, yeah, it's an atrocity. It really is really awful.

I can't believe in a few hours. A man, a jovial large man is going to be coming down the chimneys

of 500 million people and having some milk and cookies and leaves some presents by his

disgust. Chris, this is Christmas night. So if he's doing that now, it would be fucked.

Well, didn't ask you to steal his sleigh in the sketch. It did. Yeah. Yeah. So if you've not

received any presents today on Christmas day, it's simply because Natsuki has stolen

his slayer. He imagined that. Coming down into your living room and he's like,

Santa. It's like in the drag of a marble red. No, no, no, no, no, Santa. There was, there was a moment

in when we had a meal. It was just before Natsuki projectile vomited. He will not thank me for

telling you. Um, I was, um, why was Natsuki sick again? Just too much wine, maybe. The wine,

wine in a hot room. And, uh, and he, uh, my partner asked what he does on Christmas day.

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