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that's i think that's all oh yeah share this podcast and uh subscribe to whoever you want okay great

here we are did you nailed it yeah merry christmas did you buy the domain name, Patreon.com,

slash godsplaining, slash donation, slash whatever else? I don't know. I think after a while you just get it for free, right, if you keep adding on things and not how the internet works? It could work that way. Yeah. Can you post stuff on gods? The root URL probably has some say in the matter, so that way they don't get associated with nefarious content. But I do wonder what people will find.

I'm suspecting it'll be 404 file not found.

But... some say in the matter, so that way they don't get associated with nefarious content. But I do wonder what people will find... I'm suspecting it'll be 404 file not found. When's the last time anyone typed in? Anything? I feel like people type in stuff, right? Do they? Yeah. These should take QR code pictures of stuff. Do you remember when, like, URLs used to have hyphens in them? Oh, yeah. Do you remember when like URLs used to have hyphens in them?

Oh yeah.

Do you remember when like URLs used to be sentences?

Yep.

It was like marriages between two people.com.

Yeah, exactly.

My favorite was Jesus is Lord of America and only America.com.

And you went to that, I think, and it was like a picture of like Jesus and then two F-16s and two Eagles. And I was like, waving wheat, Ford F-150. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, B-1 bombers. Yeah, it is America. Nice. That's great. Yeah. So it's Christmas. So it's Christmas. Yeah, Merry Christmas. And Christmas, you get gifts. And I was given a gift from another Dominican. It's a book called Toads. Here it is for the viewers. And it's got an exclamation point, which I've told is bad literary style. I recently submitted a book manuscript with like 12 exclamation points in it. All of them got removed. That's probably right. That seems right. Okay. So it's Christmas. We're going to have a quiz. I'm going to ask you, it's going to do you're true and false questions. Nice. Toads are a type of amphibian closely related to frogs, but they have drier, bumpy skin. True. That's true, yeah. They have short legs and a stocky body and are known to walk for short distances instead of hop. False? No, that's true. Really? Unlike frogs,

yeah, like, like they walk. They do the little kind of thing. Ah, yeah. Kind of sashay. Exactly. Unlike frogs, toads prefer to live on land and are more adapted to dry environments. False. No, that's true. I'm just reading from the book. These are facts, okay?

Let's try.

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