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James O'Brien's Mystery Hour

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James O'Brien's Mystery Hour

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6960 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2018

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

If you've ever wondered "why", then this is the hour for you. Sometimes simple, sometimes intelligent, but almost always entertaining, probably the best hour of radio you could ever download!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Leading Britain's Conversation. This is a podcast from LBC. James O'Brien.

0:07.6

If you know how this works, then book your place on the switchboard now, the final mystery hour

0:12.7

of 2018. If you don't know how it works, I will explain, but probably in a rather roundabout

0:18.4

way that goes off at several tangents and indulges in occasional

0:22.5

self-aggrandizement. For example, yesterday I was stumbling through Holland Park, and the

0:28.3

first time ever I've remembered a question for mystery out of this, from my own life,

0:33.4

and as I was about to frame it for you, I realised it's the definition of a question I wouldn't allow on for being boring.

0:39.0

It was not only boring, it was about motoring.

0:41.6

And it was actually about black cabs, specifically.

0:45.4

And I was about to start asking you that when I spent, what, 10 years, berating anyone who dares to ring in with a road-related question

0:51.5

or something that's specific to a tiny sector of the society

0:54.7

like the black cabs. So I guess I will never know the answer to that question that I was going to

0:59.5

ask about that thing. You, however, can ask your question by dialing 034-60-90973. And within the

1:08.2

parameters of obvious dullness and stone-co cold repetition, you can ask pretty much anything you want.

1:16.0

A who, a why, aware, a what, a when, a whither, a wherefore, even the occasional when.

1:20.0

So why do we do that? Where does that come from? I saw this thing and I don't understand it, explain it.

1:23.6

I mean, mystery hour is a celebration of illumination, elucidation, enlightenment. The idea is

1:29.0

that somebody listening to your question will know the answer. That's why you are categorically

1:33.9

forbidden from looking anything up. But the point is that we can pretty much find out almost

1:41.2

anything these days at the click of a mouse. But a bit like cash

1:45.0

in the last hour, I'm still a little bit nostalgic for the pre-technological revolution when

1:49.4

knowledge was everything. Knowledge is still power. And it will be for a while yet. Until you've

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