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Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Wednesday, 4th of October.

They're all in today. They're all in today. Oh, yeah, all in today and throwing them out.

Poor old Laura Simpson, the talentless I've had a drink with Wayne Rooney, Bimbo, posting a picture of saying the night I wished I'd stayed in.

Well, this could have been posed at any time. She could have done this yesterday.

As I say, nobody believes a word she says anyway, so I don't believe that this is a throwback from then.

I really don't. Followers are branded her fame hungry. Of course she is. She's desperate. You know, she's trying to find an agent. People are distancing themselves.

And she's also been writing to the celebrity Big Brother producers trying to get on there.

What for having a drink with Wayne Rooney? My God. There are bimboes and then there's talentless people.

And she fits into the talentless people thing. I wouldn't mind if she had anything to offer.

She's got nothing to offer. A lackluster interview on the television. And, you know, she was appearing to joke, then sharing this

photograph. I don't believe a word of it. I don't, well, I don't, her, she's just desperate,

isn't she? Oh, it's Wayne Rooney. Perhaps I could be famous. But she said she would have slept with him. She didn't. I don't believe this photo. I don't believe it was taken on that night. Why would you stand there, Billy No-mates, in the hall, taking a picture of yourself before you go out for a drink by yourself? Because you're sad and lonely, that's why, dear. No McDonald's at the Beckham's Victoria. At the Beckham's, Victoria has revealed her kids are very healthy. Oh, shut up for God's. Who gives a toss? Nobody gives a toss. Apparently she shuns crisps or sweets. That's what you think, darling. You think that Harper's not going, ohy, I'm a beckham. Give me sweets. Give me crisps and everything else. And so she gives them mixed seeds soaked in liquid aminos. She's never mentioned this before in her entire life.

Never heard of it.

Because stick insect has these things.

And so she's teaching her children the benefits of a healthy lifestyle.

Why would you want to look like a badly made deck chair?

You don't want to look like that.

Brooklyn looks like he eats at all the wrong counters.

He really does. And Harper, I mean, she's ballooning out in all the wrong directions. You seriously think they're eating mixed seeds soaked in liquid aminos. I don't believe a word of it. Another load

of old coblers, isn't it really? Michelle Keegan confesses she's enjoying a long-distance marriage

with Mark Wright. Yeah, because she doesn't have to see him very often. I'd imagine that's probably quite preferable. Because, um, has he been out to nightclubs, I reckon. I reckon he has. We all know what his track record is. Mind you, interestingly enough, I notice that, um, the row between, um, Katie Price and poor Chris from Love Island has now intensified.

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