You know those dealers that you just can't get rid of on your phone? You put an image of your kids as their number. So when they call you, you see your child come up on screen.

All the Albanians in my phone are saved under my daughters. You answer it thinking it's your kid. Say, hello.

$4100 for you, my friend. Your fucking Neef, what you doing? I struggled this Christmas, I feel really guilty about it, how I was on Christmas Day this year.

Doing a line or doing a session will increase your dopamine by maybe 300%.

300% more dopamine than you would normally have by doing a line.

Well, you're gonna feel so much better.

And if historically you've done that year on year, it's what you're used to doing. I remember getting into bed, putting the covers over me, like hiding underneath the covers and just going, sharp, shut up, sharp, sharp, sharp to my thoughts. And then waking up the next day, going, that's the closest I've ever got. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of Menace to Sobriety, who

of your host with the most Anna O'Reilly, aka Jaffe Laf's.

Listen, this is your time to escape your life.

This is a bit of your time, a little bit of time for you to work on yourself.

And a bit of time for us to get back to the basics.

It's me, it's you, it's my voice, and I do have a guest today.

I love the guest episodes.

This is a very special guest because he's a regular attendee of the Minister

Sobriety podcast.

He's also a regular entry in my WhatsApp.

I reckon at least once a week

he's in there

checking in on me

that I'm not doing

anything stupid or

seeing when I have

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