Wow!

Hello and welcome to the Aburanger Pan Podcast, probably the best way of learning about life in Japan without actually being in Japan.

I'm your host Chris Broad, this week we're joined as always by Pete Donaldson. I've rode the intray, I've div-

Why? What happened, Pete? I've just stumbled away.

Well, I was fine, wasn't it? It was absolutely fine. It was going really well.

It was going really well.

And then it didn't.

Well, I'm here. To be honest, Chris, you started most podcasts recently without me being involved.

And the problem is, every time you've sold me not being here, you've said that you've given me the day off or something.

I was a year Chris. I was ready to be a podcast, but you are very, very messing around.

I'd secure a gym, I must see this volcano, I must fight with swords and natsuki on a beach somewhere.

I must do all of this stuff. Honestly, outrage is the smirching of my good name.

Well, I forgot the line, you were top Japan infusion.

Oh, is that right?

Well, I love the introduction.

It's very much like the family Polaroid in the film, back to the future.

My love of Japan is, you know, it's dwindling. I can't get in, I can't get in, I can't, you know, I'm still watching as much Japanese jave logging as I possibly can.

You're poor man.

It's just a hole in my heart that I can't, I can't fill anymore.

How many videos with three views of people in a fucking Japanese capsule hotel?

How many videos do I have to watch before I'm allowed to go in my own Japanese capsule hotel?

I'll read this.

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