Why Are They Like This? | Reading Reddit Stories
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
The update at the end will leave you SHOOK
0:00-1:30 Intro
1:31-9:28 Armpit pics? https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/148ldkp/my_girlfriend_as_a_weird_folder_on_her_phone_and/
9:29-21:19 My cousin kicked me off Hulu https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/14c4298/aita_for_being_petty_when_my_cousin_kicked_me_off/
21:20-35:53 Got my guy friend a better present than his gf https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/14hi5ha/aita_for_purchasing_my_guy_friend_his_dream/
35:54-47:16 My gf has weird home decor https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/14f03ai/aita_for_telling_my_girlfriend_her_home_decor_is/
47:17-53:51 My sister named her kids Standford and Yale https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/14iufuf/aita_for_not_keeping_my_thoughts_on_my_sisters/
53:52-1:08:14 Crazy update from guy who dated his wife's boss https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/14gc8bo/im_drowning_in_despair_my_divorce_was_finalized/
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| 0:00.0 | You know what time it is. We are back with more chaotic Reddit stories, the most insane ones that we can find. |
| 0:06.0 | And today our guests are Angela and Damien. Thanks for being here. |
| 0:11.0 | Happy to be here, Shane. |
| 0:17.0 | You guys have both been here before. You know the drill. |
| 0:20.0 | Not together. That iPad is Pandora here before. You know the drill. Not together. |
| 0:21.3 | That iPad is Pandora's box. |
| 0:23.9 | I know. |
| 0:24.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.6 | And it's only bad things. |
| 0:28.7 | Good. |
| 0:29.0 | No, no, it's sometimes good. |
| 0:30.4 | There was the one in episode 14, the story about the GoFundMe that made me cry. |
| 0:36.5 | And we attached the link to it. And I think last we checked, it's that GoFundMe that made me cry and we attached the link to it and I think last we checked it's that go fund me is up to a hundred and twenty K |
| 0:42.5 | A lot of a lot of our viewers donated. Thank you guys. You made me actually cry. That's even more |
| 0:49.6 | So and I think people are still and I love that it's really cool going to continuously go to a good place. It's not like, all right, we're done. Fixed. I think that's what catches me off guard is we'll read a bunch of like asshole stories, a bunch of just insane things. And then you read a super wholesome one and catches you off guard, and I just sob. |
| 1:11.6 | So we'll see. |
| 1:12.6 | I don't know if we're gonna get any of those today, but the theme is chaos. |
| 1:15.6 | I hear that crying regulates your cortisol levels, so my goal is to cry today. |
| 1:20.6 | Okay, man. |
| 1:22.6 | Cool, dude. |
| 1:24.6 | All right, here we go. First story. |
| 1:28.3 | Yay! |
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