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Hello, Smarty Pants. As you may be able to tell, I'm in a fancy new French restaurant that

just opened here in Smartyville. I hope you're hungry. I know I am.

So where's the waiter with my food?

Em. I am EOWIFIAL DINER, Mr. Narrow. Ah, Massibo Côte, François.

Ooh, it's in one of those fancy dishes with the lid. I'm so excited I can hardly wait.

Bonne petite. Thanks, I, uh, what's this? It's your meal, Monsieur. It's a huge plate of French fries.

What are you saying? You don't like le fruit? No, no, no, no, no, I actually love French fries.

These are delicious. But I ordered the beef portion one.

I didn't ask for French fries, though it's hard to stop eating these.

Uh-huh. Galçon, more French fries for Michel and Nareteur.

Wait, I didn't say bonne petite. Hold on, Francois. You just gave me five more plates of French fries.

Where is my actual main course? Ah, perhaps you would like some curly fries, yes?

What? No, I don't need more fries.

Although, hmm, these are so good. I was just hoping for some more flavors.

Ah, if it is more flavor as you desire, this is no problem. Oh, good.

Galçon brings the cart. Ooh, I wonder what this is. Could be a salad or some meat or dessert or...

More French fries. Voila! We have this spicy, le garlic, le chili cheese fruits, bonne petite.

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