This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, mystery hour with James O'Brien.

Oh, that's nice, isn't it?

You know what, I jumped in the River Thames yesterday.

I just got a tweet telling me to, so I thought, no, I'm joking.

I went paddling. I bought a kayak. I mentioned

it earlier. I went paddling up near Windsor, near Rune Mead. It's beautiful up there, absolutely

gorgeous. And that's what I felt like just then when Mystery Hour started. It was like a

refreshing change. Oh, that's nice. We can stop examining the slow withering of British democracy.

We can stop worrying about the imminent demise of the Union.

We can stop focusing upon the madness just on the horizon

when we probably still won't be out of the coronavirus crisis

and the Brexit brouhaha kicks in.

But misjia provides us

with a little bit of light relief.

If you don't know how this works,

allow me to tell you.

People ring in the questions.

At the moment,

they tend to be under the age of 13,

which has been rather jolly,

and then other people ring in with answers.

That's it, actually.

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