Why are so many planets named after Roman gods?
Moment Of Um
Lemonada Media
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🗓️ 16 November 2023
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From the brains behind brains on, this is the moment of um. |
| 0:06.8 | Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, moment of um comes to you from APM studios. |
| 0:13.8 | Um, Kordaaa, the ancient Roman goddess of doorways, hinges, and door handles. |
| 0:20.5 | Um. Um... |
| 0:21.6 | You know, a thousand years ago, it was a pretty sweet gig to be a Roman god. |
| 0:29.5 | Practically every Roman citizen sent some prayers my way. |
| 0:33.6 | I was a beloved protector of children and a guardian of the home. |
| 0:37.6 | You wouldn't find any evil spirits crossing one of my thresholds, |
| 0:41.7 | and I made sure that none of my patrons ever had a squeaky hinge or loose handle on their doors. |
| 0:48.7 | But now? |
| 0:50.8 | Oh, hardly anyone knows about me. |
| 0:54.6 | I know I'm not part of the A-list of gods on Mount Olympus, |
| 0:57.9 | but would it be so much to ask to have a planet named after me? |
| 1:03.2 | Plenty of other Roman gods have planets named after them. |
| 1:06.8 | Jupiter, Venus, Neptune, Mars. |
| 1:10.5 | And you don't see them fixing the squeaky hinges of the world? |
| 1:14.5 | Ugh! |
| 1:15.6 | Why are so many planets named after us gods anyway? |
| 1:19.9 | My friend Ada was wondering the same thing. |
| 1:26.6 | Hi, my name is Ada. I'm from Portland, Oregon. My question is, why are so many planets named after Roman gods? |
| 1:38.3 | It's just what we name the planets. You can name the planets whatever you want, right? It's just that we're choosing |
| 1:44.7 | to follow the names that somebody else came up with. My name is Mark Poppanchuk. I'm a graduate |
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