Well, hello and welcome back to another hour of me bullying the government and all of the absolute worst people in society.

Today's target, Congress. Yes, both the House and the Senate, because God really handed us an autistic right-wing billionaire who was a champion of free speech and American ideals.

He then made sure our enemy was comprised of mentally ill-obese

people who literally chop off their own body parts. And, you know, just to boost morale, he then

made sure the entire nation witnessed a miracle in the form of President Trump surviving,

an almost lethal assassination attempt as a way to further confirm that the good Lord was going

to take mercy on us as a nation.

And what has the Republican majority House and Senate done? That's right. You guessed it.

Absolutely nothing. Yes, Elon Musk and Doge did uncover that the Department of Education

was spending millions on renting out Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas for giant parties and sending

millions to the Taliban. But Congress has better

things to do, like take another week off or still refuse to codify any of the doge cuts that

Elon Musk tried to implement. Further, that big, beautiful bill that was just passed, yeah, it basically

cancels out all of the cuts that Elon was trying to make to our debt, which isn't necessarily a knock on

President Trump, but more of a reality check that we are never getting out of debt as a country

or cutting it down. And while Elon Musk's time as a government official has officially come to an end,

I do think this is a good thing because Elon can now more freely expose just how corrupt the swamp really is.

And he's been doing just that since his first day in the Trump admin.

And I'm sure we'll continue to do so.

Welcome back to another episode of Rapid Fire.

My name is Savannah Hernandez, your host for this episode.

Thank you guys so much for being with me today.

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