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Secret Keepers Club

Secret Keepers Club

Comedy

4.93.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Carly is back this week with some news about Ted Cruz’ leggings, his crusty white dog, and some new Shia Labeouf accusations. We get into lots of listener questions and a fun It’s Always Sunny FMK! send in questions to [email protected]

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0:00.0

Hello, you're listening to the secret Keepers Club podcast.

0:07.0

Hello, everyone and welcome to Secret Keepers Club.

0:10.0

Thank you guys so much for tuning in. So so happy to have you here.

0:13.0

As always, my name is Carly Aquilino and we have a lot of stuff to talk about this week.

0:18.0

You guys there was a lot of stuff that happened in the news and pop culture.

0:21.0

And we got a lot of emails sent over to Secret Keepers Club at gmail.com.

0:27.0

So if you have any questions that you want answered on the podcast, you can send them in over there.

0:31.0

And yeah, we're going to get right into it. There were, I feel like pretty heavy stories going on in the news this week.

0:39.0

I mean, the least heavy one, even though it's completely screwed up is Ted Cruz going to Cancun for 24 hours.

0:49.0

And I think that's why I think it's a lot of stuff that I've been doing.

0:59.0

While his state of Texas is absolutely devastated with God, I've never seen anything like it. And I mean, Texas never really has weather emergencies like this.

1:06.0

But what I think happened because I was so, so confused. We knew that they got like a little bit of snow over there. And I'm like, what is going on with the buildings? They just don't have the infrastructure to withstand the cold really.

1:18.0

Alright, well, this was a walk, this was a walk in Texas.

1:24.0

This is what they told us for those places.

1:26.0

We're bursting, you see these videos where people's ceilings were caving in all of this crazy stuff. There's just water flowing everywhere, absolutely insane.

1:34.0

But it's just because the pipes were insulated in x, y and z there are a million a million things that went wrong in that scenario, but instead of dealing with this devastation.

1:40.0

a station, Ted Cruz decided, Ted Cruz, who by the way, if you guys don't know, he's literally

1:45.0

a fucking meatball.

1:47.8

He's, and it's insulting to meatballs to say that because I actually quite enjoy meatball,

1:54.4

so that's probably not a good reference.

1:57.2

I would say he's an expired meatball, like the kind that's going to give you food poisoning,

2:01.6

you're not really sure what's going on inside there, right?

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