Hi. So the question tonight, why are football fans so thick? Now, before you get on Twitter and Facebook and start slagging me off, I'm a football fan, but I reckon I'm thick too. Why? Because we get ripped off by a beautiful game and we get overex excited and we never learn a lesson.

I'm just amazed that so many women are getting into football because normally they're

much more intelligent than men, but they've become as bad as men for a product that isn't

really worth getting their excited about.

Is it?

You tell me, why are football fans so thick we're so excited at

coventry sport i'm not but we're so excited at coventry city we have a chairman who came in a

couple of years ago he has just recently sacked our most successful manager you could argue

ever mark robbins Did he have a replacement

lined up? Did he buggery? You know, normally they go, oh yeah, the manager's got the complete

confidence of the board. Well, the board is only one person, really. This guy called Doug King,

who's a rapeseed oil manufacturer or something, came out of nowhere, right?

He's done good for the club because he has put some money in.

But, but he now thinks, well, I think he thinks, he's now in charge of the team.

He's Hugo Ego.

What these business people don't realize is they're just custodians of a

football club. A football club has a whole rich history and a culture and a connection to its

community. Anyway, he sacked Mark Robbins. He's just today appointed Frankie Lampard.

And everybody, you'd think it was the second coming.

Everyone's gone about Super Frankie Sky Blue Army.

What's he achieved as a manager?

He was a great player, a great midfielder for England.

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