election season is now in full swing and voters are listening carefully to the ideas and policies of their candidates and

taking the full measure of their vision and intentions for the future of this country if they're Republican voters.

If they're Democrat voters, of course, they have no idea what their candidates believe,

and they've simply been hypnotized into stupidity by media flunkies with all the

integrity of Jack-In-the- Box gestures who bob up and down on

their springs with grinning faces chattering mesmeric platitudes until they've turned the

Democrat party into a shambly mob of idiots shuffling toward November with slack mouths and empty eyes

as if they were zombies. zombies were lemons. If lemons actually walked blindly off cliffs

like zombies who were lemonsings acting like zombies or like

Democrats. So today as an exclusive service of the Daily Wire we're going to

fill in the blanks left by the many many incisive and probing interviews Kamala Harris and Tim

Walls will never do because just look at them. That couldn't end well. So what

does Kamala Harris actually believe?

Well, on the environment, she believes we should absolutely ban fracking,

as long as we don't ban fracking, but only ban fracking, which she won't do but will. She proudly stands on a record

of supporting the Green New Deal through a bill deceptively named the

Inflation Reduction Act so she doesn't have to proudly stand on her record of

supporting the Green New Deal, which sucks.

Kamala is also proud of a role as Bordersar, which she never was, although before she

never was, when she was, she did many good things which decreased illegal immigration by

declaring no immigrant is illegal so now there is no illegal immigration

problem solved. She also called Donald Trump's border wall, quote,

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