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Because we're taking a go to the reservoir, if you're not familiar with the song Joy Ride by Pomp, that's a terrible way to start a shot.

It's the Loan Pete Show, it's Monday, welcome to a new working week.

If you don't work, then you really have completed life. It's Pete Dunlison and Loan Mill once again.

Have you had a good weekend, Loan Pete? You alright?

It's a last bad January.

No, that's good, isn't it? That's a good thing.

People don't like January, generally, did they?

There's that thing where they, excuse me, they have that situation where everyone, all the PR people who can't really get anything going in January, because nothing's happening.

They do that most depressing day of the year thing, don't they? It was a couple of weeks ago, apparently.

And it serves no purpose, having them just to get people more depressed and to get PR people to justify their retainers.

But we're out of that now, so last day of Jan, so once people are listening to this, they'll be very, very little to go in January.

And I think that's a cause for some celebration, we don't want to wish our lives away.

But January could be a long month, because you get paid early, don't you, just before Christmas, it's a long old pay packet.

People are desperate for their cash now, and I'm no different.

So good news, we'll be out of this soon.

To answer your question more directly, Peter, what I would say is this, went out for dinner on Friday, went out for dinner on Saturday, got more to the socially,

trying to think of a way of not being suddenly responsible, but you know what I mean?

Drunk.

Right, Sunday was an absolute write-off, abysmal, and today is not really much better, so how was my weekend?

How was your weekend mate, shove it up your bollocks.

Look, it sounds like have we swapped on Friday?

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