Why Am I Boys With My Daughter's Sugar Daddy

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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On this episode of RGS Rob discusses his thoughts on Macy's stores, thoughts on if his daughter told him she had a sugar daddy, the past 7 days of his life, and way more. For an extra episode every fricken week, join Patreon.com/robguccishow Support the show

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0:00.0	I'll keep you my dirty.
0:02.1	Do you remember that song?
0:03.7	By the All-American Rejects,
0:05.4	I'll keep you my dirty little secret.
0:08.7	You're just 11 years old walking around the house,
0:13.0	singing lyrics that talk about a guy
0:16.2	who's eating this girl's pussy and not telling anyone about it.
0:21.6	It's crazy what you were walking around the house singing as a young kid.
0:25.4	I was walking around the house singing many men, like many men wish death upon me.
0:30.8	There's blood in my eyes and I can't see.
0:34.8	If I were my parent, I would be like, dude, you're nine.
0:39.9	You skateboard all day and you're still not good.
0:43.6	You won't get posted for 10 more years.
0:46.8	You're a worthless piece of shit.
0:53.0	Anyway, you got that out of the way.
0:56.9	It's going to be back.
0:57.9	Not on video this week.
0:59.1	I'm coming off a violent flu.
1:01.8	One of the worst flus I've ever had on hockey night in Scottsdale, Jordan was like, dude, what are you been doing all week?
1:07.3	Like, just jerking it.
1:08.5	And I was like, been so i haven't been
1:11.3	healthy enough to be horny it seriously didn't cross my mind not even once i have been so
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