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Welcome to the Batchan Arthur News, the 2025 roundup with your host's Batchan Arthur.

Yep, Snatch and Fartter, let's go.

So Batchan Arthur News, it's the Snatchan Fartter Pubez, basically, is what's going on here. Great. Within the first 60 seconds, he's let loose. Nice. Okay, so for audio's listeners, we're actually at an oval table. Oh, yeah. Like news per... We stole it from Woffling because... Yeah. Well, basically, everyone says that it's because where I wanted to go travelling. It's, we've done what AB did to Rufus Rice.

We took their budget. We took their budget. Instead of taking their budget, we just took their table. Well, that was their budget, bro. That's what they got paid. Oh, true. They just got to keep the table. Not bad. Good bit of wood. Theo got paid. well have got laid and Dave or whatever his name is just got to hang out.

And Luke fucking puk, both. Okay, so we're going to be taking you through the year. I would like to ask you, how do you think the year went? 20, 25, huh? Who would have thought? I thought it was a good year. Oh, that's really great. It was actually a really good year. Yeah, it was nice. Got to go to some cool places, went to Iceland, which was always on my blockett list. That was really epic. The pod's been going well. We did our live show. GTA 6 got came out. Yep. Everything good. No, that's not come out yet come out yeah Okay No it's been a good year We got it early though We got it early because my dad owns rock star But over all the year was pretty damn hectic I'd say That's a good word isn't it Great word Some it up far out Yep If I had to put it in one word, I'd say it was bloody amazing.

What about just globally, though?

How do you think it went worldwide?

Globally, it went to shit.

Kind of did, didn't it?

There were natural disasters.

Human disasters.

Everything, yeah.

Everything bad that could happen, happened.

It was a disaster with your toilet.

Actually, yeah, it was blocked for half of the year, genuinely.

Yeah, by your butt.

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