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Social Studies

Whose Your Plant Daddy with Maria Failla

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Stand-up, Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Joe's neighbors think he's homeless and Jeff is running out of clean clothes! But it's all good because Maria Failla stops in to drop some strong tea about how NOT to be a plant murderer before she and Joe get to the bottom of a global ice-cube conspiracy! Quiz: bit.ly/plntquiz Podcast: bit.ly/plntppl Joe Episode: bit.ly/plntjoe   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to yet another episode that I'm recording in quarantine with my new pet, Jeff.

0:21.0

I'm still here.

0:22.0

I can't believe you're still here. Well, I can and I'm very grateful.

0:26.0

Well, that's nice to hear. Yeah. I'm going a little crazy. Are you?

0:30.0

Yeah. We've had so much fun. We have but I've been living out of any suitcase.

0:35.0

You guys, Jeff has been rotating.

0:38.0

That was packed for Texas.

0:39.0

Yeah, Jeff's rotating like the same five Walmart outfits.

0:43.2

Yeah, and to go buy a Walmart clothes because that's the only thing that was open.

0:47.0

And hey, you know what?

0:48.6

It works.

0:49.6

It works.

0:50.6

And you look great.

0:51.3

So he either wears an oversized white t-shirt, a white button up that he doesn't button like the first five buttons, and a blue t-shirt with shorts, Jesus sandals, and something else.

1:08.8

Oh, a pair of white sneakers that work really well for everything we've been doing.

1:12.1

A pair of white sneakers and earmammu.

1:14.0

And right now I'm looking at him and he is enclosed in a Siamese green.

1:21.0

Siamese green.

1:22.0

Siamese green throw blanket and he has it draped over him like he is a straight up

1:29.5

goddess that's like 80 and where's a broach.

1:33.0

Living my true life.

1:35.0

You want to know how I know this is Siamese green because I'm so colorblind and you were probably like, wow.

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