The four of you are driving. Who's driving?

Not Ivan.

It's Den.

Nah, for the sake of pain, I think Ivan should drive.

No, gas is like $6 right now. I'm not driving.

But we're in a little blueberry car.

Here you go.

Can we just have a Tesla?

Shut the fuck up. We're poor.

Who's got a Tesla? Can we afford it? It's a scenario. Can we have a Tesla? Oh, we'll go back on. What frequency? What frequency was that, man? You guys are in Ivan's power rate car having a blast, and then all of a sudden you're involved in a car crash on your way and it's green car and in this accident you accidentally hit and kill a pedestrian

damn as you get out of the car you are intercepted by a tearful woman who seems to think that

she hit and kill that pedestrian drive off just drive off how did she mix that up you're not sure

why she thinks she is not sure why she mix that up? You're not sure why she thinks she is supposed to. I'm not sure why she mixed that up. But she is convinced there's only you, the woman, and the person you hit on the road. There are no witnesses. You know that whoever is deemed responsible will probably be sent to jail. What do you do? Oh, easy. It's her, it's her fault.

Don't even read me the choices, man. It's her fault. What?

Hello?

Confess your responsibility, you wouldn't be able to live with the guilt of an innocent person being in jail for a crime you committed, or B, let the woman take the blame.

The thought of being locked away from your life and family is too much to bear Wait, Ivan's driving, so we're free No, you're all involved in the crowd No, Ivan is not all accomplished No, no, Dan was like going to go real faster Kurt was like, give me the house cable And we're like, don't worry, it wasn't your fault. It was all Ivan did.

Everyone facilitated this accent. Shelly was like, I bet you can't drive with your eyes closed. Everybody facilitated this. What? Everybody did. This is everyone else's fault, including mine. So. Real talk, I would not be able to live with the guilt that I murdered someone and didn't pay for the crime. I would probably tell her. I would get over it.

Stop, stop crying, bitch.

I would get over it.

Shut the, yeah, would probably tell her. I would get over it. Stop, stop crime.

I would get over it.

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