Who Will Be the Funhaus Final Girl? - Funhaus Podcast

Funhaus Podcast

Rooster Teeth

Video Games, Leisure

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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This week the gang chats about their weirdest, darkest fears and decides would be the jock, nerd, and final girl in a real life Funhaus horror movie! Want to watch exclusive Funhaus content? Click the link! https://www.youtube.com/funhaus/join or https://fun.haus/first Go to http://stamps.com and sign up with promo code FHPOD to get a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. Follow Us On Social: https://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/ryansgameshow https://twitter.com/linzbot_ https://twitter.com/revech3 Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015! About Funhaus Podcast: All the gaming, nerd culture, and meat-packing industry commentary you can handle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody. I'm Ryan Haley, one of the co-hosts of the Funhouse podcast. Welcome to the Funhouse podcast.
0:06.6	I don't know what we're going to be talking about today, but my two co-hosts here,
0:10.2	Elise and Lindsay have planned a very spooky podcast and they told me to introduce it.
0:15.6	We... Well, you don't know because we want to catch you with the element of surprise.
0:19.5	Ah, I knew that was coming. I think that...
0:22.8	Well, yes. Welcome to the Funhouse podcast. Elise is joining us this week. Thank you for being here.
0:31.2	Elise, tell us a fun fact about yourself. Thank you for having me, Lindsay. A fun fact,
0:36.1	I can't go out during the sunlight. No, I can't go out during the sunlight. I just have to wear a
0:41.2	very strong SPF, which I do every single day and I have trying to get Ryan to. She does.
0:48.0	I'm moisturized. She's always, yeah, say, hey, do you want some sunscreen on your base?
0:53.2	The skin is the largest organ of the body. Yeah, and nobody wants to be a leathery handbag at 55.
0:58.6	One time I was a little inebriated, drunk, and I got out of Elise's car, and then like the next day,
1:04.9	she was like, did you steal my sunscreen? No, what happened was I had... I didn't know, I didn't
1:10.7	ask you about it. You just... Oh, yeah, I had it. I go, I think I might have stolen your sunscreen.
1:15.3	He was in the passenger seat. I was driving, and then in the little, you know, in the little
1:20.2	passenger seat, nook, on the door handle, I had a little hand cream there. And as he's getting out
1:27.4	of the car and a little inebriated, I don't think suffices, but okay. Oh, the drug I've ever been
1:34.4	around by my coworker. So as he's getting out of the car, he just, he's like, okay, good night,
1:39.6	and then he opens his door and in one motion also takes the hand cream and then gets out and leaves.
1:45.0	And I'm like, did he just take that? Oh, okay. And I'm like, all right, whatever, it was like
1:50.3	$3. And then I never asked about it because I'm like, he had a lot going on. I don't even,
1:56.2	I don't want to put the pressure on him of being like, hey Ryan, like that half empty hand cream,
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