Who was the stupidest cry-belie you've ever seen, and why were they so cringe?

I was in a crowded parking lot, driving around looking for a space. There was one car ahead of me.

They stopped, so I stopped as well. I'm not sure why she stopped, because there were no empty spaces and nobody was pulling out, but whatever.

Then, before I even had time to react, her reverse lights came on

and she came flying backwards towards me. I didn't even have time to honk. She slammed into the

front of my car, got out of hers, and started screaming that I hit her. When officers arrived,

she was crying and shaking and complained that her neck hurt, and cursing me for slamming into the back

of her car. Thankfully, two people who had been walking through the parking lot when this occurred

told the officer what really happened. Later, the driver of the car that hit me tried to tell

her insurance company that I knew the witnesses, and that's why they lied. I didn't know the

witnesses, by the way. At any rate, if the witnesses hadn't stuck

around to give statements, I'd have been screwed. My mom ruined my courthouse wedding. She called

me selfish and made fun of my shoes on my wedding day, and made me swear to her that I wouldn't

tell our family I was getting married until we had a big ceremony. Then proceeded to go behind my

back and tell people anyway. She's now genuinely

surprised that I'm upset, and going around crying to all of my aunts and uncles about how her only

daughter won't speak to her. A woman rear-ended my car in the car wash of all places. She failed to put

her car in neutral and rolled right into me. She then proceeded to yell at me and insist that it was my fault for not going fast enough.

After we finally convinced her that the track always goes the same speed,

she decided to blame the car wash employee for making the track too slow.

I was a witness to an accident wherein a lady blew through a stop sign without looking or slowing.

Her sister, who was in the car, died from injuries sustained in that accident.

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