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Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Hayden Bleachmore.

I'm Cass.

Well, I put too much pepper on it.

I'm sorry.

No, that's okay.

I'm too excited.

Today's topic is, who is the first guy to do that?

You know?

Yeah, no, good fucking point.

Maybe think of this is we had Demi on a while ago,

and she was making fun of who was the first guy to do that question.

And that's fair, because maybe it's a little bit cheap.

But I thought, let's give ourselves a platform to get all of our who was the first guy

to questions and jokes.

Out of our sister.

Well, yeah, because the question that Demi was making fun of was that sort of hack joke, uh, that was the first guy to drink milk from a cow? What was that guy thinking? Oh, why would you even go suck on a fucking otter? Yeah, yeah, exactly. But no, you see a cow drinking it and you're like, well, looks kind of good. Yeah, makes sense. You go, hey, humans drink milk.

That's a big old titty. Yum, yum for me. I wish I was a baby cow. That would be great.

You know. Also like, because humans stop producing milk. Yeah. And you are in old times. And you're like,

wow, look how big a cow cow is I need to be strong actually

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