Hello, this is the Webbox Podcast, I'm Matt Chawley. Coming up on today's episode, would

you want to be an MP? Lots of big names are announcing that they're standing down at

the next election. I've been in the comments for years and years and years. So we've got

some exclusive polling which reveals one in five people think they could be an MP. 13%

of people think they could be Prime Minister. We'll find out what it's really like sitting

on the comments green benches. That's an epic thing. First, let's have a kick off of our

comments panel. On a Thursday, it is nice at the Marriott. It's India night and James

Marriott. Right, it's that time of the morning. We'll speak to two of our favourite

colleagues. And on a Thursday, it is nice at the Marriott. It is India night morning

idiot. Morning, Matt. And here in the studio with me, it's James

Marriott. Morning, James. Good morning. Would you like to be an MP? No, not remotely.

It seems really stressful. No, no, I can't believe it's one in five. That's absolutely

extraordinary. I also can't believe that nobody is saying that they would that they would

make draconian punishments for people who didn't pick up dog poo. Well, picking up dog poo

may well be lurking somewhere in the hundreds and hundreds of messages we've had. It must

be. Yeah, there seem to be a lot on people people walking slowly on pavements. Yeah,

and also short people with umbrellas that. Short people umbrellas is a big thing. What

would you change? What law would you change, James? Oh, my God. I mean, as a short person

often carrying an umbrella, I am very pro short people with umbrellas. So I would be voting

against that immediately. Everything is divisive. Everything is divisive. But let's move on

and talk about something slightly less divisive. The future of the monarchy. It's looking at

the iffy, isn't it? Well, it's just, you know, it's talk about Anna Somibilus and all

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