Get ready.

It's about to go down.

Oh my God.

All right, let's do this.

The Kidcratic Morning Show starts now.

Uh-huh.

Wow.

Tell you, you throw me off.

It's my fault.

Tell me you throw me off.

My fault.

You're throwing me off.

Good.

Wednesday morning. Wednesday, February 25th, 2026, and we're the Kid Graddock Morning. Show, Kelly, you just throw me out. Well, I went from complimenting Al because, look at him. He's losing weight. He's on that divorce diet, looking smooth and fine. And then I remembered about 20 years ago when he abandoned me at airport pregnant.

And so let me just ruin your name.

That was like eight seconds before we go on the air.

You remember you left me pregnant?

I'm like, Kelly, we're going on the air right now.

You don't forget anything.

Here is my beautiful friend of 30 plus years, Kelly Ransberry. Where you left at the airport pregnant. He did. It was like, we were talking about, well, we were talking about, well, we were talking our producer, Robert White Cheddar. He got snowed in New York and he was traveling with his lover. And he had gotten to the point where they're on standby. And, and Al, and you said they're all waiting, waiting, waiting. And Al's like, well, did your lover make it as well? He's like, well, yeah. Like, Robert would never dream of leaving her behind. Who would? And that reminded me, oh, but Al left me pregnant. That's right. That's where that came from. It wasn't Al's baby, by the way. So there's that. Thank you. Thank you very much. This much this uh here's jc jc jvv I'm getting

throwing off way up so my son uh goes in my my little center console yeah and he he sees something

that I don't think a lot of men have in their cars and he goes this is the weirdest thing

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