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Hello. Oh, someone's zen this morning. I am channeling my inner Zen. I'm Louise this one. I'm Anna Williamson. Each and every week we're bringing you obvious on the big stories of the week.

Except this is a pre-record so they're more like stories from the last week. Yeah, sorry guys

We are entering another marathon pre-record set. So for all we know the royal baby might be here by now. Yeah, well, what dates this?

The 15th. Oh, maybe I thought she's due late April early May. Maybe she'll be early. I reckon they give you that that give us that date

So it just keeps the press away longer then boom. She's had it. Oh surprise. Ta-da. So I think do you think she is gonna do the whole walk out on the steps?

No, no, no, she's not doing linda when oh, no, no, no, no, it's much nicer. She's why did we don't know apparently according to press she has

Believe no officially said she's definitely not doing linda. She doesn't want any of this having to be out. I don't blame her. I don't blame her. I mean, I take my heart off to Kate Middleton for doing that.

That woman that shagged after two hours the other week she could take and she she could do it. I know her panic

She's going a bit she says according to papers that she has hired a doler birthing coach and she wants to pay and she wants to do it like a different way.

What is that? There's only two ways it can come out through the vaginal through the stomach. No, but I think because of that as well. I think maybe and I think she's right. Do you think she's having a plan C section? Oh,

Good. I don't know. She is a Hollywood star after all. She is. Maybe she knows. I wonder if they'd ever admit that.

Well, we'll know because well if she doesn't come out on the road, I might have a pointer. If she doesn't come out on the steps, I mean that's

You couldn't do that. Could you have to have a section? But I will make a make no you couldn't. You couldn't. Could you say people really are quite flippant about C sections, but

it's major, a dominole, the big deal, intrusive big deal. Yeah, it's you're not designed to have a C section. It's like really really

Anyway, you have your baby is tough. It's a but I really do think that having a C section is not the easy route. No, but well

I don't get why people are let to do that. But anyway, it's so unfair actually isn't it that people are and then they're like people and like kind of

Judgy about the season. Well, I'm

Toying with that if and when I ever have another one. I'm toying with and I just wouldn't want to do that recovery

Well, but that's what's now put to me off it

But yeah, but I know some people can go quite sniffy about it

She's not gonna I can't see a dinner whole steps thing

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