What's up guys welcome back to the basement yard. This is my personal podcast. I'm alone today. No guests. No fucking fun.

I'm gonna be talking to myself. This is gonna be the weirdest thing in the whole fucking world.

But the reason why no one's with me is because I'm doing this

Real quick because I left until last second. I gotta go to the city in an hour and a half which is gonna be a fucking

Disaster because the pope is here the god damn pope. I shouldn't say that. I shouldn't say god damn pope. That's terrible

I'm sorry Jesus if you're listening

Doutful, but you know, I gotta say sorry just in case but

Yeah, so the pope's coming to New York City. They're closing down bridges. They're closing down all these blocks

So I can't drive so I gotta take the subway

Shit Jesus. I hate the subway if you if you're not from New York City, which most of you aren't but

If you're not from New York City if you ever come here try not to take the subway all right because it's just piss and poop

All the whole thing you're sitting in piss or poop the whole time

You know and if you're touching the polls, that's gizz. So it's just piss poop and gizz

Gizz poop and piss whatever combination you want to say it, but it's all there. I'm telling you just you know

Dip your hands and hand sanitizer after you get off that's it. So that's what I gotta do

I gotta take the fucking subway in there, but it's gonna be terrible

So yeah, I'm recording this podcast is called the basement yard because

Actually my mom named it, but the reason why is because when we were when we were all younger

Like we have the basement which is my room now and we have a front yard

White picket fence very white shit, you know, so

When we were two young to go play out in the yard because my mom didn't want to like keep it on

I just like fuck that shit. I just want to watch Oprah like leave me alone

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