Who Stole Michael Jackson's LAPTOP?!

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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This week, we ask one simple question. Which one of you stole Michael Jackson's laptop and why have you not sent it to us yet? Also, thanks to our sponsor for this episode, Stamps.com! Go to http://www.stamps.com/valleycast to get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. Want one of the LAST COPIES of Movie Movie Game? Get them while they're hot! Expansion sets too! https://themoviemoviegame.myshopify.com/ And keep sending us your photos of MOVIE MOVIE GAME! Ain't she BEAUTIFUL?! GET THE MOVIE MOVIE POSTER: https://store.dftba.com/products/movie-movie-game-poster Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Shoot: Kevin Plachy Edit: Kevin Plachy Eh HEE HEE. Get it? Michael Jackson? No one reads this part of the description, which is why I'll never stop laying my gold turds down here. God bless.

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0:00.0	Yeah, I had to I had to retire the Morty hat and real sad about it. Why why wait? You had to retire
0:06.1	Which why pee pee poo poo the Morty? Oh?
0:11.8	Because of yeah, I remember I learned about that on the podcast. I googled it. Oh, yeah
0:17.2	Oh shit. You didn't know about it when I brought it up
0:20.8	No, and then I found it on the internet because how do you feel about that talks about felt pretty bad didn't sound it didn't look good
0:27.6	No, it sounded bad not a good look, but they made a real nice contract
0:36.3	With those boys and for like something like 16 seasons or something
0:41.9	So and they can't terminate that contract
0:46.7	So they just cut him completely out of the show, but he still made makes like a bunch of money on is that the update
0:53.2	He's completely out of the show. No, still making it. Oh, yeah
0:57.8	Yeah, they cut him out. They they completely severed ties with him, but they have a contract to make like a bunch of season now
1:04.6	He did yeah, I was a no, they put a statement. Oh, they win. Yeah, I don't think he's gonna say shit
1:11.0	He's got he got caught in 4k
1:16.6	Is that true what do you mean is that for real? Yeah, well, well, it's the thing the kids say because
1:22.3	You're caught like as crystal clear as possible like there's no
1:26.9	Yeah, that's that's the new red-handed
1:30.6	It is it is the new red-handed
1:44.2	Hey guys, welcome to the valley cast
1:47.7	Boy, oh boy, and my arms tired. I just flew in from
1:52.0	Disneyland
1:55.7	Some of the fun we're gonna have you know what's funny is like, you know
1:59.2	Maybe some people have discovered this show because of the last episode and they're like I'll give this show a listen
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