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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Who Should Get Spanked?

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

Entertainment News, Music, News, Society & Culture, Music History, Comedy

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Gandhi and Diamond discuss who they would want to see get spanked by aliens, why Diamond thinks Gandhi’s parents should go to jail, when you realize someone is becoming an old man, and what made them laugh at funerals. We also find out how old Diamond was when she found out about Santa, and we’re hyped about the pod’s new Instagram page.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:09.6

What's up?

0:10.2

It's sauce on the side, and we just had to start this podcast over because there have been too many distractions.

0:15.3

We have people walking in and out of the studio.

0:17.2

We have people waving outside the door.

0:22.9

It's stressful. I will say this a million times. I understand why they have signs at the zoo that say, do not tap on glass. They should have

0:28.7

signs of the zoo that say, don't stare too long, you creep. Because you know how weird it feels?

0:32.8

You just get stared at from outside this glass. It is very weird. It's strange. I get why those

0:37.2

gorillas are like flinging poop and stuff at people. It's strange. I get why those gorillas are

0:37.6

like flinging poop and stuff of people. Oh, absolutely. I just hate the fact that it's always the kids that they fling poop at and they slam on the windows. I'm like, poor kid, get the parent. This parent is atrocious. Yeah. Anyway, we're breaking up the episodes. We've had a lot of guests lately and I love it. We're going to have a guest probably next week and the week after, but people demand you and Andrew on the show. And I love that. So I've left Andrew out and brought you because we have a lot to discuss. I love it. You brought up something earlier because today is the day by the time you hear this we'll have an

1:11.6

answer if you don't hear this we have an answer that three eye atlas meteor is supposed to have

1:17.5

made it's past and it's billions of years old they're saying the way that it moves the tail all kinds

1:22.1

of stuff it is not natural it is something with a life that we don't understand. And I say, please, please take me.

1:32.0

You say no. No. And I don't believe it. I think that we're doing ourselves a disservice by thinking

1:39.7

that aliens, that we're smart enough to keep up with aliens no i know we're not that's why i'm like

1:44.5

please take me i'm tired of this so i i think that if they do decide to come to the ghetto it's gonna be

1:51.6

the like we're never going to see it coming we're not going to know anything about it no one is

1:56.4

going to be able to put clues together and like have us anticipating something done nothing i get i i guarantee

2:03.5

she says having zero knowledge whatsoever um i believe that whatever is out there is so much smarter

2:09.6

and stronger and more technologically advanced than us if they have gotten to us and we've never

2:14.5

gotten to them they're already running laps around us.

2:18.1

Oh, for sure. I like to think that kindness and empathy are signs of intelligence when you have an open mind. You say, hey, let me take a look at this and not just stomp on the ant hill. You know, like I think a smarter, more enlightened person is going to say, hey, there's a whole society over there. I am not going to just stomp on it. But like, you know, a little kid's going to go over and do all kinds of crazy stuff to an ant hill. I think if the aliens make it to us, they're not of that mindset. Unless we are what I think we are, which is a virus that's just spreading and killing the earth. And then they're like, you know what? Enough of you. You people have done bad things. You're out. I've never thought of us being a virus. Have you seen what we do to the planet? Well, yeah. But like also... Just kill it. And multiply. So that means that there are some good viruses out there because there are some good people. a part of a society. I mean, I don't know about that. Oh, okay, all right. I mean, like, humans spread like a virus and act like a virus, which I think most people don't want to have a virus. Sure, I mean, there are some good cells out there, but I'm not talking about it that way. I think that we are a virus on this

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