Question who screwed up and how did they screw it up 206 803 rock miles

I'm gonna share it to you a few texts that came in based on your hey

I helped my buddy get the needle out of his butt story. I did let's see says that miles is one hell of a friend

Miles always has the most horrifying stories someone else says I'm gonna crash my car listening to miles tell the story

But this one I enjoy the most says my buddy told me that his ass used to be so hairy that he took a dump one time

And it just laid his butt hair like a hammock. It's wife went in there and trimmed them all up

Wife of the year. Well the other story that I think like tells the door was open to his bedroom

Yeah, so we also lived with his sister and it's all this is going on

She's walking down the hallway and I'm like on my knees and he's got his ass

I remember her looking and going what what is going on here? Just don't what is going on? I don't ask

James got a needle his ass trying to get it out

And then I'm like she's like well what why does he ever no she said why did you go

Down to the drugstore to get tweezers. I have like three or four pairs of them

Like he probably didn't want me to like oh, I didn't I mean, I got yeah, of course you did everybody just know he was juicing

Oh, yes, you that would be my first question. You could tell right by salt somebody pulling needle out of my brothers

Butt cheek I would go why is there a needle in your butt tell me you set on it. No, he was he was pretty well waterlogged for most of the cycles

And then afterward he would kind of cut down a little bit for his competitions and stuff and be ripped and lose like 20 30 pounds

I mean it was like two different people. Yeah, I mean he looked like it was just bloated Hulk

And then when he would do his competitions. It's all the muscle comes out even though the tanning bed and he would do all that crap and shave his body down

And I mean he legitimately looked like you know a guy who was maybe going to win it

Now it's the first guy that I ever knew that was really into bodybuilding and I'm a kid at this time

Which figures into the story his name is John something I can't remember his last name, but he was jacked

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