Who's Your Tevye?: Wednesday, April 24th, 2024
The Toast
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🗓️ 24 April 2024
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning millennials and welcome back to the toast happy when nest day also known as hump day right yeah an amazing gorgeous sort of weekly occasion here at the toast |
| 0:11.6 | Weekly occasion Bruno is here to celebrate |
| 0:14.2 | Bruno hasn't missed a day of work in about three weeks |
| 0:17.9 | holy shit |
| 0:18.9 | it's major for brew |
| 0:20.4 | he did retire a few months ago and he came out of retirement after losing all of his money |
| 0:24.2 | in cryptocurrency investments and just bad choices. |
| 0:28.6 | Speaking of rumors and financial decisions about a man named Bruno. |
| 0:32.8 | I wanted to clear something up I said on the show yesterday, |
| 0:34.7 | apparently the rumor about Bruno Mars owing $50 million |
| 0:39.2 | to some casino was like an AI generated rumor that I felt for. So it's not true. |
| 0:43.4 | Added to the list with the Pope and his puffer coat. |
| 0:45.0 | It's not true. |
| 0:45.4 | And it's also true that Bruno Mars already has a Vegas residency. |
| 0:48.7 | Great. |
| 0:49.1 | And I know I didn't stand up for my boy yesterday, my boy Bruno the second. I guess he's Bruno the first this will be Bruno the second oh when you said Bruno the second I thought you're talking about Bruno |
| 0:58.4 | winereb even though Bruno winereb is number one in my heart He's the second because he was named after Bruno the first. |
| 1:05.0 | And he was born after. |
| 1:06.0 | So even though I didn't stand up for Bruno the first yesterday, I just feel like everyone knows my heart and knows that I wouldn't have a |
| 1:13.6 | slanderous thing to say about Bruno the first. |
| 1:15.8 | I like literally don't know what we're talking about anymore. |
| 1:17.5 | I'm saying this is what I'm saying. |
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