Who's There: Summer Bunni & Jessica Simpson's Word Processor?

Who? Weekly

Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber

News, Comedy, Society & Culture, Entertainment News

4.8 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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You know how we always get things wrong? It's part of our charm. (We hope.) But sometimes you, our beautiful, loyal listeners *also* get things wrong. Case in point: the two calls we got from our listeners who thought Toni Braxton was dating Michael Keaton. (She's dating Birdman the co-founder of Cash Money Records, not Birdman the character from the terrible movie of the same name.) But let's not start off on the wrong foot: this week's VERY fun episode covers things we got wrong about Taissa Farmiga and Jameela Jamil + a bunch of other new topics, including: Lukas Haas, the film Witness, a woman named Summer Bunni, and–most importantly–the fake feud between two Thems (Jessica Simpson and Natalie Portman) and one Who (the app Jessica Simpson used to start it). For more Who? Weekly content, subscribe to our Patreon. There's a weekly newsletter, extra episodes, and so much more. You know you want to. We're also going on tour! Buy tickets here. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:04.4	Lizzie, a funny thing happened.
0:05.4	So remember how last time we did a Purell ad
0:07.4	and I talked about how I threw my Purell singles
0:09.7	into like all my bags?
0:10.9	Yes.
0:11.9	Well, I actually forgot that I did that
0:13.6	and I was like, oh, my hands are dirty
0:15.2	and I was eating pizza and I needed like clean hands.
0:18.5	Uh-huh.
0:19.2	And I was like, oh my god, wait a second.
0:23.2	And I looked at my bag and they were like,
0:25.4	you're like the lame Santa Claus.
0:28.6	Yeah, oh my god.
0:29.8	The lame Santa Claus, the lame Mary Poppins.
0:32.0	You're like, instead of how well you're like,
0:33.4	hands, hands, hands, everyone puts other hands
0:34.9	and you like put pure luck.
0:35.9	Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.
0:39.5	Hands, hands, hands, hands, hands, hands, hands,
0:41.5	hands, hands, hands, hands, hands, hands, hands,
0:43.0	god, like a kid being like, so disappointed
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