Good evening, General Listener, and welcome to Distractable, a Wood Elf Production, with an action-packed episode

as Mark throws down the gauntlet of a game of morals, all-know morals,

Bob loses a cousin and is forced to play the half, be more stastic,

Wade investigates compromising positions, and promises to follow through,

the coup d'grah being a bit of lifeboat RPG, where Verile Bob strips the men,

while Wade finishes off the women and children.

Yes, it's time for who's the worst.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted, and enjoy the show.

Hello, gentle listeners, and welcome back to Distractable.

My name is Markiplier, and I am your humble host for this evening,

joined by Wade and Bob. How are you guys doing today?

Good. Not so humble, I'm feeling great about myself and me.

Oh, okay, good.

Okay, that's neat. That's really good, man. That's pretty cool.

I came here today, and I came here to win.

Okay, great. I got my winters pants on.

All right. I am feeling humble, and you know what I'm excited about?

No. I got a 3D printer arriving at my house tomorrow.

Woooow! Yes.

I'm joining the 3D printer revolution.

What are you going to print?

I don't know. I don't know how it works.

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