On the right side

I got to be on the right side

I got to be on the right side

I spend my paycheck

on my blue boots

that's okay and now I've got to me

on the bad side, you got to be on the bad side.

We all make mistakes.

We're human, but not me.

I'm a skin lizard and human suit.

Ha ha!

Just kidding.

I used to use my roommate's olive oil when I was too poor to buy a bottle,

and I didn't tell her because I was ashamed. I was too poor to buy a bottle and I didn't tell her

because I was ashamed. I was in fact a bitch. Sometimes I'm the bitch, sometimes the other

person's the bitch, but who's to tell who's the bitch? Well today we're joined by a new

network edition, Carrick Clank, and we're going to tell a few stories and figure out together

who's the bitch on today's episode of The Brighter Side. Oh, very nice, Amber. Welcome, Kara. Thank you for sitting in here with us. I'm so happy to be here to be a little bitchy Sherpa for you guys. A figure we'll start easy and then get a little more bitchy. Can we start with the olive oil thing? Because I don't think you're wrong. No, me? No. I used her olive oil. Who gives us shit? A little bit repeatedly. It's in the kitchen. The olive oil, I will say, to me, feels like the kind of thing that's like salt and pepper. Like, it's just out. It's like a communal condiment. Oh, okay. You know, but unless it's like she's getting out it's it's like a communal condiment oh you know but unless it's like

she's getting that olive oil like flown in from italy and it's like special and fancy was it

croger band or something no it's just regular brand if she used your olive oil would you be mad no

then why the fuck you feeling bad about yourself and put it in the intro. You know what? Thank you.

Yeah, it's just olive oil. Okay. I spent years of my life being like, you were the bitch, Amber. You should have gotten your own. I mean, like, I guess like once in a while, throw a bottle of olive oil into the kitchen, but I mean, if you're broke, you're broke. If it was super fancy, I can go with that. If it was like one of those like $40 bottles of olive oil and you were using that to cook with instead of like dipping stale bread in or something, you know, like this. You know what exists in a lot of places are shops that just sell olive oil. It's weird. One of them opened in my town. I was like, what the fuck? Like just olive oil? How do they make money money they're not open anymore they're drug money but

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