Who's The Biggest A-Hole? Episode 8
The Matt Walsh Show
The Matt Walsh Show
4.7 • 27.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2023
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Nothing's more British than a copper and a biscuit. |
| 0:04.6 | Taking a 15 minute break to reset, recharge and feel better. |
| 0:09.6 | But the perfect break needs the perfect biscuit. |
| 0:13.7 | And let's be honest, as the original and the best |
| 0:17.5 | only a MacVitties one will do. |
| 0:20.6 | Time for a biscuit, Britain. |
| 0:23.4 | MacVitties' true originals, |
| 0:25.8 | buy and store for a chance to win a truly original biscuit break. |
| 0:45.3 | I work a pretty standard day job and at night I help my friend at her restaurant, |
| 0:48.3 | which serves an assortment of Thai cuisine. |
| 0:50.5 | To be honest, I'm insanely picky, but I fell in love with this peanut sauce. |
| 0:53.8 | So about once a week I take it on either noodles or stir fry to my day job for lunch. |
| 0:58.8 | Thursday I took my noodles and my entire Tupperware was missing. |
| 1:01.4 | Today, my boss confronted me and accused me of poisoning my noodles |
| 1:04.4 | because his daughter, one of the new girls, borrowed my lunch and had to be hospitalized. |
| 1:08.2 | Turns out she has severely allergic to nuts and she ate some and boom, |
| 1:12.8 | she went into anaphylactic shock and had to be hospitalized. |
| 1:15.3 | Now her dad is trying to hold me accountable for her bills and condition. |
| 1:18.9 | So am I the asshole? Well, obviously your coworker and boss |
| 1:23.5 | are a-holes here. Is that a thing people actually do? |
| 1:26.2 | And I hear about this complaint a lot. |
| 1:28.0 | Like this is apparently it's a thing. |
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