Let's see, my mom has a huge pot belly pig as a pet.

Okay, now here's a story I want to read.

This is an actual important story.

She rescued him from a farm, he's seven years old, I believe.

Like when I was planning my wedding, my mom kept on trying to add things to my wedding,

specifically for the pig.

For example, she wanted him to have his own buffet.

I turned all her ideas down and told her the pig will not be attending my wedding.

This gotta be a fake story, but I like it anyway.

Even after I told her I didn't want him at my wedding, she continued to try to get me

to plan my wedding around him.

She told me that she needs him to be there because it's her support animal.

He isn't a registered support animal, even though he does bring her a big deal of comfort.

During my husband's culture, pigs are seen as dirty animals and it would absolutely be

unfitting for me to have a pig at our wedding, especially because it would be disrespectful

to his family.

As opposed to all the other cultures, well that would be totally normal, right?

Well my mom decides to bring her pet pig to my wedding anyway, even after I told her

not to, and she showed up late, I could tell my husband was highly upset with it, but

it's not me when I went to confront her because he didn't want his new mother-in-law to hate

him.

Was this thing written by a pig?

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