Oh, that music is wonderful.

Jimbo Fisher, let's start there, obviously fired because the program is, quote,

stuck in neutral.

This will cost A&M upwards of $75 million. Names like Dan Lanning and Danbo. and Before I tell you an option, do you know what happened Saturday before he got let go?

Texas A&M did an on-field presentation of a hundred and sixty million dollar gift to the football program

from the 12th Man Foundation. They put it up on the scoreboard. You could see in

real time Jimbo's soul leave his body. You do the math. 75's the buyout. 95 is going to be the new hire.

Right. They literally killed a man live with a publisher's clearinghouse

check. Only in Texas, man. Oh, and they also cite high oil prices as why the donors are this willing to do it. Now who's a good

name? I'm not getting into this hillbilly heaven list that these A&M people do.

They're ridiculous. They think they could hire Bella Check. Do you know who I'd hire for

A&M? Lane Kiffin. Perfect villain for the program. Offensive-minded, demon of a recruiter, has had success with NIL at

Old Miss, which Jimbo did not, didn't know how to spend his money. What is A&M's problem?

Archaic schemes and just this very behind the curve offense. That's why they forced

him to bring in Bobby Patrino.

I think Lane Kiffin makes a hell of a lot of sense.

It's realistic, it's conference familiarity, it's a villainous character,

and he will light up Kyle Field. I think that's what they want.

This one actually just popped up on David's Twitter right before we started so I'll throw

it over to him for this one. Oh, this one's good and it involves Twitter. Are you

familiar with one Jamie Chadwell? Yes, Liberty head coach, former

Coastal Carolina head coach, and a shoe-in to be a member of Greater Life Church if you lived here.

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