I know exactly the whole plot.

What's the plot?

Nobody.

Gotta be plotting against me, smiling my face.

Who's plotting?

You know who you are.

Everyone is trying to figure out what's going on,

what the f***ing is happening to where you have to come to breakfast crying.

Because you don't eat. what the f*** is happening to where you have to come to breakfast crying.

Welcome back to another episode here at Everyone's Business But Mine with me,

Kara Berry. Today we're talking another legendary episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta.

I am a little bit surprised that we had this up, no, I'm not.

I will say, for the record, we had this banger episode of Atlanta where the ladies were like reading, reading, tea, going back and forth with each other with ease and hilarity.

And people have been going up for Rosie v. Kelsey significantly more.

And I know why.

But also, like, this was a great episode.

And we need to just get into that before we even talk about it.

Because what the hell? I'm confused. I'm laughing. I'm nervous.

I'm having a great time. I'm not having a great time. It was a lot going on. We left off last week with Kelly saying that she would never try to scissor Portia because she is a chili cheese frito pussy.

And we begin the episode with a debate as to whether or not they even could or would be able to scissor.

Cynthia says in a confessional that Kelly wouldn't even likely be able to wrap her legs around Portia's delicious ass.

Portia explains that Kelly tried to scissor her after the Grenada trip last season.

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